20.6.09

VIJAYAKANTH'S Dialogues in English

well guys.. i deleted the other blog which i guess u guys dont even know existed.. and by now i guess u guys might have guessed that i seldom update my blog.. i admit.. im just lazy to update it... hmmm... lazy to do frenster comments also.. as FB is the new big thing i wonder if people send graphic comments anymore .. and so.. while i was figuring out what to do with this blog... i came across and an email.. which was funny , so i thought of sharing it with u guys..



MINDBLOWING: VIJAYAKANTH'S Dialogues in English

1) U can study and get any certificates. But u cannot get ur death certificate

2) U may have AIRTEL or BSNL connection but when u sneeze u ll say HUTCH

3 ) U can bcome an engineer if u study in engineering college. U cannot bcom a president if u study in Presidency College

4 ) U can expect a BUS from a BUS stop ... u cannot expect a FULL from FULL stop

5) A mechanical engineer can bcom a mechanic but a software engineer cannot bcom a software

6 ) U can find tea in teacup. But cannot find world in world cup

AND THIS ONE IS ULTIMATE….!!!!!!!!!

7) U can find keys in Keyboard but u cannot find mother in motherboard.
AWww..